Title: Peekaboo
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson, Blythe/John
Rating: R for language (humorous)
Words: 1978
Summary: Blythe House has no problem whatsoever with pink.
Notes: Part of the My Fathers’ Son 'verse; direct sequel to Luminescence. Set in late December 2009, although this 'verse deviated from canon at about late season Three. This fic is a birthday present for the utterly awesome daisylily. Thanks to nightdog_barks, perspi, and bironic for the beta.

( Wilson had seen people fall in love before, but none who'd fallen as hard and as fast as Blythe did for sixteen-week-old Jack. )

Title: Birth Day
Author: Dee Laundry
Rating: PG
Summary: Dialogue-only ficlet in the MFS 'verse.

( Interesting that men were so intimidated and humbled by the pain of childbirth that they had to find a way to make it women's fault. )

Jack Wilson has some awesome baby furniture and bedding in his room, just waiting for him!

( Read more... )


PS. Bonus Points if you guess why Wilson picked that design scheme for Jack's bedroom.

Title: Rose
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Words: 683
Summary: At T-minus six weeks, discussion of what is and is not perversion, plus baby names.
Notes: Sequel to Apple, in the My Fathers' Son 'verse. Takes place today (well, technically yesterday) but no spoilers past early Season Three. bringthehappy made me think of writing this. Dialogue-only. Unbetaed due to impatience; concrit welcome.

( Jesus, Wilson. If any mall-related activities are necessary over the next six weeks, you're doing them on your own. )

Title: Relict
Author: Dee Laundry
Rating: PG
Words: 215
Notes: Sequel to My Fathers' Son, written for photoash.

( Three months after House dies, a very handsome man in his late fifties asks Wilson out on a date. )

School Assignment completed by Jack Wilson, age 6
(idea prompted by nightdog_barks  and mer_duff )

 

( Letters in My Name )

This morning, I overheard a woman saying to her preschool-age son, "Just because you're in a bad mood is no reason to be rude to Ms. Smith. If you're in a bad mood, keep it to yourself."

This is something Wilson says to Jack, Y/N?

Then Jack follows up with, "But Daddy --" and Wilson replies, "Daddy is Daddy, and you are you. You are not to be rude to others."

I had some time to kill in Target the other day, and while wandering past the baby aisle, I wondered what (in the "My Fathers' Son" ficverse) Wilson will be buying for baby gear for Jack.

The Graco SweetPeace Soothing Center looked frou-frou enough, but I decided Wilson will turn his nose up at it in favor of holding the baby himself.

He will, however, invest in the Graco Newborn Napper Pack n' Play- Melbourne, for use as a bassinet in the first few weeks, and then for his extended holiday trip to his parents' house (by which I mean the Jewish holidays of Rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippur, and Sukkot).

House's only purchases for Jack are this blanket, this book, this shirt, and a custom-made onesie that says "My Dad's a Fag" (which Wilson "accidentally" drops in the shredder).

Wilson doesn't like any of the strollers at Target; he's thinking he'll get the Stokke Xplory, which is very, very awesome, and also $1200. House about has a cow until Wilson reminds him how much he paid for the Stratocaster. House still thinks the guitar was the better deal.

House's present for Wilson? This, of course.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, phinnia!

Posted to house_wilson and housefic

Title: Apple
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1131
Summary: When it's time, it's time.
Notes: Takes place today, but no spoilers for Season Five, Four, Three, or Two. Prequel to My Fathers’ Son. Written because I wanted to, but with the hope of pleasing phinnia on her birthday.

( The first time Wilson pulled the slightly oversized plastic egg out of his pocket, he figured one of the young patients on the pediatric ward must have put it into his lab coat for reasons unknown. )

Looking for something else, I found these "cut scenes" from old fics. Read 'em and LOL.

( Here there be R-rated House/Wilson slash )

( MISSING SEXY SCENE FROM MY FATHERS SON VERSE! Also, House makes a thoroughly inappropriate joke and then there is a lot of bitching. Rated R. )

Been thinking a lot about "My Fathers' Son" lately.

1) "Got to Be More Careful" (on YT here) is most definitely on the soundtrack, if not the theme song.

(Sample lyrics: Got to be more careful with all your don’t’s and do’s; Be on your best behavior, watch your p’s and q’s. Got to be more careful when you’re chatting on the phone; You don’t know who’s listening And what they got going on.)

2) I wrote "My Fathers' Son" thinking that House was operating from an outdated perspective on homophobia, seeing a world we don't live in any more. But when an American major-party presidential nominee thinks children are better off in orphanages than with gay parents, maybe not entirely.

3) I think I've figured out how I'd adapt it for the screen. The frame for it would be the sessions Jack has with the counselor. The first "flashback" scene would be at Pop & Elaine's wedding, with "House" explaining to one of Elaine's family members his friendship with "Wilson" and relationship to Jack. More flashback scenes to follow, as Jack discusses more and more of his life. It'd be half to two-thirds of the way through the movie before Jack would reveal to the counselor that his father's best friend had also been his father's partner.

I'm thinking Haley Joel Osment for Jack. (Perhaps with some lifts in his shoes.)

Posted to house_wilson and housefic

Title: Plural Possessive
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Words: 2101
Summary: House helps Wilson celebrate his first Fathers' Day.
Notes: No spoilers for Season Four, Three, or Two. Prequel to My Fathers’ Son. Custom written for galaxygirl76 as a thank-you for donating to The Robert Sean Leonard Birthday Charity Drive benefiting Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS. Thank you to nightdog_barks and bironic for support, and to daisylily for beta.

( Wilson was having the strangest alien abduction dream. )

Posted to house_wilson and housefic

Title: Genesis
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Words: 2747
Summary: Wilson finds an entry he hadn’t expected in House’s cell phone.
Notes: No spoilers for Season Four. Or Three. Prequel to My Fathers’ Son. Custom written for hirenkoi as a thank-you for donating to The Robert Sean Leonard Birthday Charity Drive benefiting Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS. Thank you to my First Readers for support and suggestions and to the outstanding bironic and daisylily for beta.

( This grant proposal was driving Wilson insane. )

I was thinking about "Keeper" and then the stick-figure family meme came up on my f-list, and... yeah. I'm pretty sure all the fictional characters involved would disavow any connection to this whatsoever.

( A Family That Never Was )

Posted to house_wilson

Title: Sunshine State
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: G
Words: 1227
Summary: House, Wilson, and their son Jack take a vacation.
Notes: Kid!fic. Prequel to My Fathers’ Son; follows after Papa’s Retreat. No spoilers for any season. Thanks to nightdog_barks and daisylily for beta.

( The “short” boat ride from Marco Island to Key West turned out to be not one, not two, but three hours long. )

Posted to house_wilson

Title: Cutting
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Words: 784
Summary: Midquel for My Fathers' Son. Jack’s not always an angel.

( Hey, what took you so long? And why does Jack look like his head was attacked by a retarded squirrel with tiny blunt hedge clippers? )

Posted to house_wilson

Title: Papa’s Retreat
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG
Words: 713
Summary: Wilson wants to get away, but not by himself.
Notes: Dialogue-only, kid!fic. Prequel to My Fathers’ Son. Custom written for fffaw as a thank-you for donating to The Robert Sean Leonard Birthday Charity Drive benefiting Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS. There is a direct sequel to this fic: Sunshine State, rated G.

( Hey, House, here's the preliminary agenda )

posted to house_wilson and betteronvicodin

Title: Keeper (Agnates in Elysium), Part 10/10
Author: Dee Laundry
Rating: R
Summary: House & Wilson’s son Jack passes one of life’s crossroads and makes an unexpected connection.
Note: Part One began in June 2033. Sequel to My Fathers’ Son, set in an AU that crosses over with simple__man’s Churchverse, which began with Brilliant. Grateful appreciation to daisylily for beta and to simple__man for creating something wonderful and letting me play with it.
Special Note: This is the final section; no epilogue. (Although there are two short interludes that take place between Parts Eight and Nine: Vision and Character.) Thanks again to simple__man, little_himself, anamatics, and thedeadparrot for letting me explore intriguing characters that they created.

Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five - Part Six - Part Seven - Part Eight - Part Nine (Interludes, after Part Eight: Character and Vision)

( Jack looked up from the computer and stared at his cell phone. )

posted to house_wilson and betteronvicodin

Title: Keeper (Agnates in Elysium), Part 9/10
Author: Dee Laundry
Rating: R
Summary: House & Wilson’s son Jack passes one of life’s crossroads and makes an unexpected connection.
Note: Part One began in June 2033. Sequel to My Fathers’ Son, set in an AU that crosses over with simple__man’s Churchverse, which began with Brilliant. Grateful appreciation to daisylily for beta and to simple__man for creating something wonderful and letting me play with it.
Special Note: Miriam and her mother are the creation of thedeadparrot (in stories that have spoilers for this section): here and then here.

Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five - Part Six - Part Seven -
Part Eight

( It was a slow Tuesday evening at the pharmacy. )

Originally written 7/22/07

Title: Vision
Author: Dee Laundry
Rating: PG
Summary/Notes: A snippet, just 88 words, from the POV of Jack's Pop from the Keeper universe. Takes place after Part Eight of Keeper.

( Wilson smoothes his shirt down )