Given that Mr. L feels no compunction about pointing out random women on the street he thinks he'd enjoy sleeping with, I'd say I'd roll my eyes. He tells me he's going to get a girlfriend; I tell him to find one who'll do some of the household chores.

Besides, how can I deny Mr. L any fantasies, when he's well aware I'd climb down RSL's pants if the opportunity arose?

Here is a meme what I stole from Sabine and Topaz:

Pick a paragraph (or any passage less than 500 words) from anything I've written, and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what's going on in the character's heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you'd expect to find on a DVD commentary track.

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Real-Life: Last night's fun things included a live concert of an awesome singer/guitarist, enjoyed with an even more awesome friend. \o/ The chairs in the venue left a little to be desired, but on the other hands, the manager gave me free chips. \o/ \o/ \o/

Yep, this is me.

You are The Hierophant

Divine Wisdom. Manifestation. Explanation. Teaching.

All things relating to education, patience, help from superiors.The Hierophant is often considered to be a Guardian Angel.

The Hierophant's purpose is to bring the spiritual down to Earth. Where the High Priestess between her two pillars deals with realms beyond this Earth, the Hierophant (or High Priest) deals with worldly problems. He is well suited to do this because he strives to create harmony and peace in the midst of a crisis. The Hierophant's only problem is that he can be stubborn and hidebound. At his best, he is wise and soothing, at his worst, he is an unbending traditionalist.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Give me the title of a story I've never written, and feedback telling me what you liked best about it, and I will tell you any of: the first sentence, the last sentence, the thing that made me want to write it, the biggest problem I had while writing it, why it almost never got posted, the scene that hit the cutting room floor but that I wish I'd been able to salvage, or something else that I want readers to know.

(Meme stolen from verbal_kint, topaz_eyes, and queenzulu)

Are you tired of this meme yet? Hope not, because it looks like fun to me.

Inspired by Doctor Who's "Turn Left:" Pick one of my stories and tell me a point in the tale that you'd change. Something tiny (e.g. "and then Fay chose silver glitter instead of gold") or big (e.g. "and then Rose was arrested instead of Jack") and I'll tell you how that one difference would have altered the course of the entire story.

Any story is fair game, no matter how small (or large) or ancient.

If it helps, here is my fic index through June 13.

queenzulu had five more words for me for the Five Words meme: Reply to this meme by yelling "Words!" and I will give you five words that remind me of you. Then post them in your LJ and explain what they mean to you. (Please note: If you simply wish to comment on something I've said but don't want to participate in the meme, that is fine. I will only give you five words if you specifically comment with 'Words!')

The five words she gave me are: domestic, woman!Wilson, writer's block, vidding, connections!

( Rambly ramble )

magie_05 lured me into the Five Words meme: Reply to this meme by yelling "Words!" and I will give you five words that remind me of you. Then post them in your LJ and explain what they mean to you. (Please note: If you simply wish to comment on something I've said but don't want to participate in the meme, that is fine. I will only give you five words if you specifically comment with 'Words!')

The five words she gave me are: words, intellectual, 'Overboard,' gayness, and trust.

( In which my tongue fails me )

lana_ftw had this, and I wanted it, so here it is:

Rules:
1. It’s harder than it looks! That's not a rule!
2. Copy to your own post, erase my answers, enter yours.
3. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions.
4. They have to be real; nothing made up!
5. If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers.
6. You cannot use any word twice and you can’t use your name for the boy/girl name question.

01. What is your name: DEE
02. A four letter word: DROP
03. A boy’s name: DANNY
04. A girl’s name: DEBBIE
05. An occupation: DOCTOR
06. A color: DARK BLUE
07. Something u wear: DENIM
08. A food: DOUGHNUT
09. Something found in the bathroom: DUCK
10. A place: DETROIT
11. A reason for being late: DEATH IN THE FAMILY
12. Something u shout: DUMBASS!
13. A movie title: DUMB AND DUMBER
14. Something u drink: DIET COKE
15. A musical group: DIRE STRAITS (LOL OLD)
16. An animal: DOG
17. A street name: DELAWARE (SERIOUSLY)
18. A type of car: DODGE
19. Title of song: DON'T YOU (FORGET ABOUT ME)
20. Something you use in school: DICTIONARY
21. People I wanna tag: DAISYLILY

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to answer these questions about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

( Answers are here )

Tagging: hannahrorlove, photoash, genagirl, xaipw, dangomango, shoedog, simmysim, savemoony, sabinelagrande

The first ten (10) people who comment in this post get to request a drabble short ficlet of any pairing/character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal (unless they really would rather not).

Give me a prompt, too. If you want anything from any of my 'verses (OCs are also OK), please specify.

PS. Going to bed now, so responses will be tomorrow.

Stolen from jane_hidell and IDK, hugelaurie? I think.

Click for my thread:

What Fictional Character Do You Associate Me With?

The "Post a line from your works in progress" meme:

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PS. Dialogue from a deleted scene from "On the Way" in which House and Wilson discuss the play "The Producers":

“One, it’s a play. Two, it’s a musical.”

“About con-artists and Nazi sympathizers. Right up your alley.”

“And three, the annoying goody-two-shoes schmuck ditches the loud bastard to run off with the busty blonde. You can see how that storyline might not appeal to me.”

“Until the schmuck comes back, sings one of the most touching tributes to male relationships ever written, and the two men walk off into the sunset together.”

“Schmuck still has the busty blonde.”

“I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to infer that they share her after that.”

“Threesome sex?”

“Oh, yeah.”

“Cameron’s blonde now.”

“Hell, no. I’m keeping you all to myself. Mine. Mine, mine, mine.”

It's my nom de plume, Dee Laundry. Where Dee is the phonetic spelling of "D" which is an abbreviation for "dirty." Dirty Laundry. Because I thought I'd only be using this account for smut. Go figure.

I have been thinking about women a lot today. Let's do some celebrating. Tell me about your favorite real and fictional women, and why they are so awesome.

Forgot to mention this is a meme. Post to your own journal if you want to spread the love.

I'll start:
My grandmother is awesome. She played basketball throughout high school and college. In her late teens, she was dating a boy who didn't treat her as well as she wanted so she eloped with her second cousin instead. After she married, she still finished her bachelor's degree and then went on and got her master's (rare for the 1930s). She is the strongest, most positive, most interesting person. When I was in college, after my grandfather had died, she had a more active love life than I did, dating more than one man at once (including that boy from her teens, who was better to her this time around), before happily re-marrying. She loves people and hates computers, and she's very, very awesome.

( A few great fictional women )

spoggly did this meme (as did others), so I'm gonna.

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, write an entry with 16 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you.

1. Re-purposing things makes me immensely happy.
( 2. I went to not one but two schools with condom-related mascots (Trojans and Jumbos). )

Meme taken from several folks, including nightdog_barks. Slightly modified by me.

Post a list of the top five favorite fics you’ve written, regardless of fandom or the reason you love them. This isn’t about the BEST things you’ve written, but what you LOVE most.

( Oh my, I don't seem to be able to count )

No wonder jane_hidell likes me.

(Seriously, I have no idea how 7th Level came to be "very high.") Snagged from nightdog_barks.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

You've seen the Holiday Wish List meme, right? I've decided to do a throw-it-out-to-the-universe, wildest-dreams, wish-on-a-star list. Which is to say I have no expectation of actually receiving any of these items.

Except maybe the first two. :3

( 1) Remember those green 'House/Wilson ♥' shirts that sold on CafePress a couple years ago? )

Help me improve my writing; leave constructive critcism here:

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