This is just a fragment, from a draft "House meets interesting people in (co-ed) Mayfield" fic. But I felt like putting it up tonight for some reason.


( I'm very good at this. Quite excellent, in fact. )

From the S5 post-ep I'm not going to write:

"You said we weren't friends."

"You said you were going to trample my feelings, ignore what I want, use my compassion against me, and risk a patient's life in order to get what you want. Does that sound like friendship to you?"

"You asked me to risk my life, and even worse my mind, on the slim chance it would save your girlfriend of a couple of months. Does that sound like friendship to you?"

"'Girlfriend of a couple of months' implies a lot less love than I actually had for her... but no, it doesn't sound like friendship. Which is why I said it as 'we,' instead of saying you weren't a friend to me."

Have some first lines to fics I may or may not write (except the Foreman one; that I'm writing).

I have always thought that my mother was beautiful. Her hair, her eyes, her smile, her unusual earlobes. It was a grave disappointment to discover many in my cohort did not share my assessment.

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( We're not gay! )

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John learned about Rodney’s transfer from Katie Brown, of all people.

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I'm sick of being a shithead, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop.

Another old fragment I'm discarding, from Nov. 2006. It was going to be part of a future fic. It's goopy-schmoopy but I kind of like how it's phrased.

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"You caught me."

It's not actually funny but House laughs anyway. He's been laughing a lot lately. Everything seems to tickle his funny bone, and it suddenly occurs to Wilson that House is now, in general, happy. The realization brings a small prickly lump to his throat. After all the years of trying so hard to help House feel better, it turned out that letting go and letting House take control was what did the trick.

House's eyes are narrowing - he probably sees the glistening in Wilson's eyes. Time to distract him. Wilson stares up at the ceiling and puts one arm behind his head.

Looking for something else, I found these "cut scenes" from old fics. Read 'em and LOL.

( Here there be R-rated House/Wilson slash )

( MISSING SEXY SCENE FROM MY FATHERS SON VERSE! Also, House makes a thoroughly inappropriate joke and then there is a lot of bitching. Rated R. )