Title: Til You Know What You Want
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Rating: PG
Words: 1615
Summary: House is finding his way in a life that's become something different.
Notes: Spoilers through episode 6-5. Completed for Come As You're Not 2009. Thank you to Early Readers for the beta. Title is from these lyrics by Joe Jackson; summary inspired by pwcorgigirl.

( There isn't a night with a woman he's known since she was just out of being a girl )

Title: Type One
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13 for language
Words: 5,166
Summary: “It’s rational,” House says.
Notes: Set about two years from today. Vague spoilers through episode 5-21. Completed in honor of mer_duff's birthday (it's still her birthday on the West coast of North America!) and to celebrate taiga13's birthday last week. Thanks to Early Readers for the scan, especially nightdog_barks for the medical know-how, but I was in too much of a hurry for a full beta. Concrit welcome!

( There are fleas in the basement again. )

Title: Twenty-Five Lies James Wilson Has Told
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: Several implied
Rating: PG, spoilers through Season Five.

( Twenty-Five Lies James Wilson Has Told )

Title: Birth Day
Author: Dee Laundry
Rating: PG
Summary: Dialogue-only ficlet in the MFS 'verse.

( Interesting that men were so intimidated and humbled by the pain of childbirth that they had to find a way to make it women's fault. )

Title: Rose
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Words: 683
Summary: At T-minus six weeks, discussion of what is and is not perversion, plus baby names.
Notes: Sequel to Apple, in the My Fathers' Son 'verse. Takes place today (well, technically yesterday) but no spoilers past early Season Three. bringthehappy made me think of writing this. Dialogue-only. Unbetaed due to impatience; concrit welcome.

( Jesus, Wilson. If any mall-related activities are necessary over the next six weeks, you're doing them on your own. )

It's Bironic's birthday today!

Guys, guys, guys -- she's even more marvelous in person than she is in her blog.

It's hard to imagine, isn't it?

♥ ♥ ♥

I wanted to write you a nice long fic today, bironic, but the boys wouldn't quite cooperate. This little ficlet was all I got from them.

Title: Houseguests
Pairing: House/Wilson (plus others)
Rating: R for implications

( It was only because he happened to be walking by the foyer that House bothered to answer the door when the bell rang. )

Title: Check With the Sun (Sticking to the Lowest Rung Remix)
Author: Dee Laundry
Rating: PG
Summary: Stand in the place where you are.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers through episode 5-24, "Both Sides Now." Warning for mentioned character deaths.
Notes: The title comes from the song “Stand” by R.E.M. References to several Wilson/female-character relationships, and to House/Stacy. Remix of Lowest Rung by hannahrorlove, written for remixredux09. Thanks to daisylily for beta, and nightdog_barks for encouragement.
Title, Author and URL of original story:

( Kicked out of the love nest? )

I wroted this for Jane, but you can see it too. Guess which three words are on the 100 Words Every Word Lover Should Know list. Guess whether I had to look up the meanings, or already knew them.

Guess what restaurant House and Wilson are in. That's right... Olive Garden! (Inside joke, sorry.)

Also, dialogue-only with four people is, um, onerous, so I labelled. Call me a cheater.

Title: In Which Wilson Is, by Some Definitions, a Troglodyte
Rating: PG-13 for use of the word "penis"
Words: Not many
Summary/Notes: See title. Dialogue-only Set in early to mid Season Six, aka, a future fic but no spoilers for any episode past Season Three.

( Cameron! Chase! Didn't expect to see you here. )

Title: Apocrine and Merocrine
Author: Dee Laundry
Rating: PG
Words: 150
Summary/Notes: Wilson hated running. Written for jane_hidell.

( Wilson hated running. )

posted to house_wilson and house_of_kink

Title: Words in the Staffroom
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson (AU)
Rating: NC-17
Words: 408
Summary/Notes: AU PWP in which Wilson is an 18-year-old li’l bastard; House is his willing-to-take-what’s-offered 28-year-old biology teacher. Prequel to Book Marking. Unrealistic, pervy, no redeeming value whatsoever. Written for hwshipper and for the stuffonmywilson Summer Sentence-Off word-use challenge.

( The required girls’ gym shorts are polyester and ridiculously short. )

Title: Anywhere But Chuck E. Cheese’s
Author: Dee Laundry
Summary/Notes: House gets a call. Silly PG-13, 360-word ficlet set about two years after the end of S5. Dialogue-only. Chase/Cameron, House/Wilson (implied). Reference to slash sex, which you can pretend is a joke if you've got “friendship goggles.”

( Yeah, what? )

posted to housefic

Title: In Your Place
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: Gen (background OC/OC het)
Rating: G
Words: 638
Summary: Dr. Wilson's assistant calls you.
Notes: Set the day after episode 5-24. One non-specific spoiler for that episode. Thanks to Early Readers for support.

( That nice young woman whose name you can never remember calls you )

Posted to housefic

Title: Second Sunday in May
Author: Dee Laundry
Characters: House-Wilson-Cuddy friendship
Rating: PG
Words: 1654
Summary: Wilson wants to commemorate Mother’s Day. Written for usomitai.
Notes: This takes place before episode 5-23. Spoilers through episode 5-18.

( Wilson smiled at the arrangement sitting front and center on his desk. )

Posted to house_wilson

Title: Not Near Enough
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG
Words: 197
Notes: Sequel to hannahrorlove’s excellent imbued-superpowers ’verse, introduced in Fight Down Height, and continued in Heart Thrown Open, Coming In Fast, and Leave Me to Lay.

( A long time ago, before, House knew the height in the atmosphere at which oxygen levels drop dangerously low for humans. )

posted to house_wilson and housefic

Title: Those Three Little Words
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG
Words: 209
Notes: Written for ticcyyy.

( The first time Wilson says, “I love you,” to House, House punches him in the face, knocking him out and breaking his nose. )

posted to mcsmooch

Title: Any Afternoon
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard (Stargate Atlantis)
Rating: G
Notes: 100 words exactly. Thanks to jdr1184 for the prompt.

( Lying on his stomach on his bunk in the middle of the afternoon, John Sheppard is reading a new novel. Supposedly. )

Title: Relict
Author: Dee Laundry
Rating: PG
Words: 215
Notes: Sequel to My Fathers' Son, written for photoash.

( Three months after House dies, a very handsome man in his late fifties asks Wilson out on a date. )

Posted to foreman_house

Title: Dylan Muses on Family
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Foreman
Rating: PG
Words: 337
Summary: House and Foreman's son Dylan thinks about his family. Sequel to queenzulu’s There’s No Such Thing in the World (as an Undo Button), written at her request.

( I’m the only kid I know with two dads. )

Posted to house_wilson on 4/28

Title: Comes a Day
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson (but mostly safe for friendshippers)
Rating: PG-13 for language
Words: 743
Notes: Future fic, written for phinnia.

( There comes a day when the prediction House’s 'father' made comes true: he really is good for quite literally nothing. )

School Assignment completed by Jack Wilson, age 6
(idea prompted by nightdog_barks  and mer_duff )

 

( Letters in My Name )