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Home Front, The Flip Side (R)

  • Dec. 31st, 2007 at 5:28 PM
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Title: Home Front, The Flip Side
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R
Words: 116
Summary: In which Wilson is the one who wants sex
Notes: Sequel to Home Front; takes place about a week later. Wilson says "lay" when he should say "lie" -- he's getting desperate with lust; cut him a break.

How-owse.

No.

You're looking mighty fine this evening.

No.

C'mon, Sexy; I'm hot for your bod.

No.

I'll let you top.

No.

I'll let you bottom.

No.

Whichever way, you can just lay there. I'll do all the work.

No.

House!

No.

Fine. Never mind.

Good.

I'll just call up Cuddy and take her out to dinner. Maybe a movie.

I heard she's dying to see the new Nora Ephron flick. Hey, just like you!

Shut up.

...

Seriously. I'm calling Cuddy. I'll be out for hours. No dinner for you.

You got me there. Because I never ate dinner before you moved in.

Fine.

Have fun.

House, just fuck me!

No.

You suck.

Not tonight.

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[info]nightdog_barks wrote:
Dec. 31st, 2007 10:57 pm (UTC)
Aw, poor Wilson!

Nevertheless, I am giggling at his plight.
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[info]deelaundry wrote:
Jan. 1st, 2008 06:24 am (UTC)
House can't help it if he actually knows how to say no.

*snickers*
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[info]warmdarkwoman wrote:
Dec. 31st, 2007 10:59 pm (UTC)
Oh, Dee. XD

Happy New Year!
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[info]deelaundry wrote:
Jan. 1st, 2008 06:25 am (UTC)
Happy New Year! An excellent '08 to you!
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[info]recrudescence wrote:
Dec. 31st, 2007 11:04 pm (UTC)
*grins* Trying to cram one last fic into your '07 roundup? Also, I would pay to hear Wilson hear "You're looking mighty fine this evening."
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[info]deelaundry wrote:
Jan. 1st, 2008 06:26 am (UTC)
That'd be awesome, wouldn't it?

I didn't intend to write this but I couldn't stop imagining the tables turned. Thanks!
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[info]jdr1184 wrote:
Dec. 31st, 2007 11:06 pm (UTC)
Now you're just spoiling us. :)

Whichever way, you can just lay there. I'll do all the work. I may never recover from this line.
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[info]deelaundry wrote:
Jan. 1st, 2008 06:27 am (UTC)
When Wilson's horny, he's horny! Thanks.
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[info]perspi wrote:
Dec. 31st, 2007 11:06 pm (UTC)
*snerk*

That's awesome! But, poor Wilson.
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[info]deelaundry wrote:
Jan. 1st, 2008 06:28 am (UTC)
I know, poor lamb.

Heh.

Thanks!
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[info]pwcorgigirl wrote:
Dec. 31st, 2007 11:24 pm (UTC)
*snerk*

Will there be two or four hours of begging on Wilson's part? :D
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[info]aragon_san wrote:
Dec. 31st, 2007 11:31 pm (UTC)
LOL. He's a full Jew as far as we know, isn't he? So he'd have to do the complete four hours...
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[info]deelaundry wrote:
Jan. 1st, 2008 06:31 am (UTC)
Hee, hee XD I think there will actually be much sulking, and then he really will go out with Cuddy, and drink margaritas and talk about how beastly men are, and then come home for a good night's rest. And possibly some fun in the morning. : )

Thanks!
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[info]aragon_san wrote:
Dec. 31st, 2007 11:30 pm (UTC)
*grin* Loved that House stayed completely unaffected by Wilson's bribes, threats and wheedling ^_^

Hasn't Wilson learned from Cameron's disastrous example that trying to make House jealous is completely futile and achieves the opposite?
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[info]deelaundry wrote:
Jan. 1st, 2008 06:34 am (UTC)
It's not House's fault he knows how to be firm, that's for sure. : )

I think Wilson figured out right quick the jealousy angle wasn't going to work - that's why he went for the 'no dinner' follow-up so quickly. Poor guy can't catch a break.

Thanks!
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[info]aragon_san wrote:
Jan. 2nd, 2008 03:35 pm (UTC)
that's why he went for the 'no dinner' follow-up so quickly.

Which won't work unless he manages to get all House's regular take out deliveries to cooperate too. ^_^ Which is rather unlikely since House was probably one of their most important and profitable customers... Hell, they're most likely still pissed at Wilson for cutting into their profits when he moved in and started cooking! The Chinese ones probably include prayers for a break up into their New Years prayers ^_~
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[info]excess_vowels wrote:
Dec. 31st, 2007 11:42 pm (UTC)
Oh Wilson. You can't get anything you want, can you?
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[info]deelaundry wrote:
Jan. 1st, 2008 06:34 am (UTC)
His negotiating skills need some work! Thanks.
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[info]phinnia wrote:
Dec. 31st, 2007 11:44 pm (UTC)
*giggles madly and wildly* YES.
You're looking mighty fine this evening.
BEST WILSON LINE EVER. <3 <3
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[info]deelaundry wrote:
Jan. 1st, 2008 06:35 am (UTC)
Hee, that line's so cheesy, isn't it? It's almost (but not quite) as bad as Chase making that yo-mama joke. Thanks!
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[info]bironic wrote:
Jan. 1st, 2008 01:41 am (UTC)
You know it would happen just like this -- House wheedles and Wilson caves, and Wilson wheedles and ... wheedles. I'd say "poor guy," but he knew what he was getting into. Or not getting into, on nights like this. *snerk*
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[info]deelaundry wrote:
Jan. 1st, 2008 06:37 am (UTC)
When House is even slightly in the mood, Wilson can get him to bend, but when it's a "no" night, it's soooo a "no" night. Of course, House thinks Wilson should do the same thing if he really doesn't want sex, and of course Wilson can't. Heh.

Thanks.
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[info]daisylily wrote:
Jan. 1st, 2008 11:41 am (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHA!

This is wonderful - poor Wilson, you'd think he might know better by now XD

My favourite bit is the "I'll let you bottom" "I'll let you top".
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[info]deelaundry wrote:
Jan. 1st, 2008 05:06 pm (UTC)
You'd think he would! The lust has left him addled. XD Thanks.
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[info]purridot wrote:
Jan. 1st, 2008 07:07 pm (UTC)
Oh no! Poor Wilson, karma's a bitch!

But I hope House's huffiness is only temporary revenge, and not symptomatic of some non-fluffy angst! *bites nails*
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[info]deelaundry wrote:
Jan. 1st, 2008 07:37 pm (UTC)
No angst! This isn't even revenge; House is just not in the mood to have sex, and he's better at saying no than Wilson is. : ) *hugs*
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[info]poeia wrote:
Jan. 1st, 2008 09:01 pm (UTC)
Poor baby. And I'm a bad person because I giggled at his plight.

Great closing line.
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[info]deelaundry wrote:
Jan. 2nd, 2008 12:20 am (UTC)
Thanks! (I giggled too.)
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[info]hibernia1 wrote:
Jan. 21st, 2008 09:13 pm (UTC)
I only found this gem now, it's great, it made me all bouncy and giggly. Poor Wilson!
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[info]deelaundry wrote:
Jan. 22nd, 2008 12:32 am (UTC)
Thanks! Unfortunately for Wilson, House does know how to say no. :( (Hee!)
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