With thanks to jane_hidell

What's the name of the seam that joins the frontal bone to the pareital bone in the cranium?

- I completed a book without reading every single word in it. And the world did not end! I feel invigorated.

- This weekend we had an out-of-town guest who grew up in California, and she brought the cooler, drier air of her hometown with her. Thank you!!! I'd mention her by name but forgot to ask before she left if that was OK. Because I am duh.

- bironic stole my husband and I liked it. :D

- Realized my first Remix idea would require too much research (as I am more woefully uninformed on a certain topic than I had thought), so I'm on to idea number two.

- Friends want me to vid, but they don't like the songs I've picked. AHAHAHAHA! I have taken this as a sign that they must be tortured with my insanity. :DDD

- daisylily has never not been awesome.

This is just a fragment, from a draft "House meets interesting people in (co-ed) Mayfield" fic. But I felt like putting it up tonight for some reason.


( I'm very good at this. Quite excellent, in fact. )

queenzulu had five more words for me for the Five Words meme: Reply to this meme by yelling "Words!" and I will give you five words that remind me of you. Then post them in your LJ and explain what they mean to you. (Please note: If you simply wish to comment on something I've said but don't want to participate in the meme, that is fine. I will only give you five words if you specifically comment with 'Words!')

The five words she gave me are: domestic, woman!Wilson, writer's block, vidding, connections!

( Rambly ramble )

magie_05 lured me into the Five Words meme: Reply to this meme by yelling "Words!" and I will give you five words that remind me of you. Then post them in your LJ and explain what they mean to you. (Please note: If you simply wish to comment on something I've said but don't want to participate in the meme, that is fine. I will only give you five words if you specifically comment with 'Words!')

The five words she gave me are: words, intellectual, 'Overboard,' gayness, and trust.

( In which my tongue fails me )

Anybody want to make House-related icons for Remix/Redux 7? The text should be "Remix/Redux 7: Do you feel lucky?" (with or without the colon) and the picture should be of any of the House crew with weapons/preparing to do battle. The screencap I remember best is House holding up the gun in the morgue, but a hands-on-hips exasperated Wilson might work.

Samples from other fandoms are here.

Had a wonderful vacation and am glad to be home.

Still not writing, which is frustrating. Have spottily read the f-list; will probably not read everything; snubs not intentional; comment or email if you want my attention on something in particular.

No clue why have adopted telegraph style.

Stop.

♥

Still away, but I had to let you know:

cadeira has made a podfic for Hello, Godot, complete with music! I've only had about a minute to listen to it, but it sounds wonderful. Check it out on cadeira's LJ here.

Taking a vacation starting tomorrow morning, so I won't be on LJ much. I'll probably be able to sneak online for a few minutes once a day or so, but other than that... have a good week! Keep the place rockin'.

That is all.

1. Got my Remix assignment. I am nervous.

Remix author, my fic list is here. I feel the need to apologize for how extensive it is. I've tried to help everyone get through it, though, by sorting it into sections. If you don't care for slash, House-Wilson friendship and "Other," which includes gen, are down near the bottom. Indvidiual fics that aren't eligible for Remix are labeled. Have fun!

2. ( Wilson helps out Jack Bauer )

Fic list as of 6/13/09

All (except two!) are in House, MD fandom or related; all are House/Wilson (or ambiguous H/W) unless marked.

( List of fics (with links; all H/W unless noted) )

This is a short fic (under 1000 words) I think most people on my f-list will enjoy.

The Architecture of Heartbreak by corleones. Great setting of tone (wistful, complicated, not entirely happy) and interesting turns of phrase. There are a few spelling mistakes, but the fic is worth ignoring those. The first paragraph includes a passage where Wilson calls House "the curse" but keep reading and you'll see that the fic is not anti-House. Just complicated them, in all their glory.

I wroted this for Jane, but you can see it too. Guess which three words are on the 100 Words Every Word Lover Should Know list. Guess whether I had to look up the meanings, or already knew them.

Guess what restaurant House and Wilson are in. That's right... Olive Garden! (Inside joke, sorry.)

Also, dialogue-only with four people is, um, onerous, so I labelled. Call me a cheater.

Title: In Which Wilson Is, by Some Definitions, a Troglodyte
Rating: PG-13 for use of the word "penis"
Words: Not many
Summary/Notes: See title. Set in early to mid Season Six, aka, a future fic but no spoilers for any episode past Season Three.

( Cameron! Chase! Didn't expect to see you here. )

Anybody seen any pics of a guy (good-looking, preferrably) wearing a garter belt? Prefer not full drag, just a guy in a garter belt (and stockings, preferably).

jane_hidell, please let me know you're all right.

Jane's OK. :D

"Arureos (Greek for Rat)" has been nominated for the housefic_meta Library.

I want to encourage everyone who's a member of Meta -- or an interested bystander -- to go to the discussion post and talk about what you think the criteria for a "Library Worthy" fic should be.

Arureos is a fun fic with some serious character analysis in it too, a fic that I'm glad I wrote. la_localfreak has written up a thoughtful nomination that I'm grateful and honored to read.

But I know that others may have different criteria for what makes a fic Library Worthy. Please share those, with no fear of any offense being taken. It's about the fic and the Library, and not your personal feelings toward me.

(Those you can express here or via email any time you like. :D)

Title: Apocrine and Merocrine
Author: Dee Laundry
Rating: PG
Words: 150
Summary/Notes: Wilson hated running. Written for jane_hidell.

( Wilson hated running. )

On last night's Colbert Report, he mentioned mpreg, saying, "Teenage boys, you can get pregnant too. Sometimes it goes back up and you grow a baby in your ball sack."

This image of mpreg physiology is one I had never considered. O_O XD \o/